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Billy Bob

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by okie, Jul 8, 2007.


  1. okie

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    GT Mayor

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    In a small town in Tennessee, Big Bubba decides it's time for his son,
    14 year old Billy Bob, to learn the facts of life. He takes him to the
    local house of ill repute, which is fronted by a beauty parlor. Bubba
    introduces Billy Bob to the madam, and explains that it's time for his
    indoctrination to sex. The madam says, "Bubba, you've been such a good
    customer over the years, I'm going to see to your son personally." So
    the madam takes Billy Bob by the hand and leads him upstairs, where
    she completes his deflowering. Later, as they are walking downstairs the
    madam says, "Since this is your first time, I'm going to see that you
    get the full treatment before you leave, I'm going to give you a
    manicure too." Two weeks later Bubba and Billy Bob run into the madam
    on the town's main street. Billy Bob is acting a little shy, so the madam
    smiles and says, "Well, Billy Bob, don't you remember me?" "Yes,
    ma'am," the boy stammers, "You're the lady that gave me the crabs and then cut
    off my fingernails so I couldn't scratch 'em."
     
  2. Glockrunner

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    HOOYA DEEPSEA

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    :upeyes: Oh, Man!!! :sad:
     

  3. nrmcolt

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    What?

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