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Bill & Hillary & Al Gore Go To Heaven (fiction)

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by ChuteTheMall, Jul 23, 2007.

  1. Unfortunately, Al Gore and Bill & Hillary Clinton arrive early in heaven, and God addresses them one at a time.

    Al is first. ''Al, what do you believe in?''

    Al replies: "Well, I believe that I won that election, but that it was your will that I did not serve. And I've come to understand that now."

    God thinks for a second and says: "Very good. You are a good man. Come and sit at my left.''

    God then addresses Bill. "Bill, what do you believe in?''

    Bill Replies: "I believe in forgiveness. I've sinned, but I've never held a grudge against my fellow man, and I hope no grudges are held against me.''

    God thinks for a second and says: "You have shown remorse and you are forgiven, my son. Come and sit at my right.''

    Then God addresses Hillary. "Hillary, what do you believe in?''

    She replies: "I believe you're in my chair"