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Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by okie, Apr 1, 2008.

  1. okie

    okie GT Mayor

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    There were these two priests who rode bikes to church every Sunday. Well one
    day one of the priests showed up to work without his bike. The other priest
    asked where his bike was so the first priest said, "I don't know, but I think it
    got stolen!"
    The other priest said, "Well what you do is read off the Ten Commandments, and
    when you get to "Thou shall not steal" someone will confess to the crime."
    The next time the two saw each other the priest had his bicycle back. "I see
    you got your bike back! Did you do what I said?" the one priest said.
    The other said, "Well kind of, when I was reading the commandments and I got
    to Thou Shall Not Commit Adultery, I seemed to remember where I had left it."
     
  2. DriBak

    DriBak GUNS UP Millennium Member

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