Something someone said on another thread sparked this one. What were some of your biggest mistakes, dumbest blunders and worse ass chewings you had when you were going through your FTO. I'll start with a funny...and scary one. I was driving. I made a stop. Its night. (this all goes down in less than 15 seconds) I call in plate/description/location. The guy jumps out of the car and starts walking towards me. My FTO say (yells) "Get the @#$% out and take care of this!!!!" I cant find the door handle fast enough and when I do, I am tangled in the damned seatbelt. I actually end up on my hands, on the ground, hanging out of the car with the driver standing over me. My FTO jumped out about half way through my little idiots dance and was taking charge of the situation but had the driver had ill intent, I would have been fooooked. I took a reaming for that but it was not half as bad as the story getting told to everyone. I was a "hanging asschad" or a "crown vic dingleberry"