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Bigfoot

Discussion in 'Hunting, Fishing & Camping' started by Hoingshiba, Mar 24, 2004.


  1. Hoingshiba

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    Here's a wierd question, but this seems to be the best forum to put it in. So, you are walking along, when you see a large, apelike, hairy, thing walking along. Do you:
    A- Run away like a little girl
    B- Try to get closer and make "First Contact"
    C- Load up and fire away

    If C is your answer, remember the saying "If you cant kill it by the time you're out of bullets, you shouldn't have pissed it off in the first place." Who knows how tough bigfoot really is, maybe it could take a few .50 cals and keep on ticking....

    Personally, I would take my chances and blast away, most likely with my trusty SKS and a few more stripper clips within easy reach...Just in case.
     

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  2. kimo

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    Dang man.........you'd shoot Bigfoot?


    Think of all the crap that would come down on your head.

    1. Charged with shooting bigfeet out of season.
    2. PETA putting your home address on thousands of websites.
    3. Anthropology professors using you as an example in all their classes around the country...making it really hard to pick up young chicks.
    4. Gorrilla's in the mist aficianados spray painting profanities on your car and house.
    5. You've made a terrible mistake and accidentally shot Rosie on one of her backpacking trips (in that case...forget the above)


    Is it really worth it man?
     

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    Somewhere (Oregon, I think), it is actually illegal to shoot a bigfoot.;Q
     
  4. vafish

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    Or:

    D- Tell my mother in law to quit bothering me and go home.
     
  5. noway

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    I wonder just how old Bigfoot and Lochness monster are ;d They must have some serious medical plan to last this long ;Q
     
  6. spongeman66

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    I am sure that in TX Bigfoot would be considered 'Non-Game' and legal to hunt day or night 365 Days per year!
    What a Trophy!!! ;f
    Sponge