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Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by okie, Apr 22, 2008.


  1. okie

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    An Irish priest and a Rabbi found themselves sharing a compartment on a train.
    After a while, the priest opened a conversation by saying "I know that, in your
    religion, you're not supposed to eat pork...Have you actually ever tasted it?

    The Rabbi said, "I must tell the truth. Yes, I have, on the odd occasion."

    Then the Rabbi had his turn of interrogation. He asked, "Your religion,
    too...I know you're supposed to be celibate. But...."

    The priest replied, "Yes, I know what you're going to ask. I have succumbed
    once or twice."

    There was silence for a while. Then the Rabbi peeped around the newspaper he
    was reading and said, "Better than pork, isn't it?"