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Best punchline w/o a joke

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by Nicolai, Sep 19, 2004.


  1. Nicolai

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  3. lcarreau

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  4. Roddy

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    "Look, I thought the cop was a prostitute."

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  5. ChuteTheMall

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  6. Trebuchet

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    the pygmies are Cunning Runts.
     
  7. CanadianGlockFan

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  8. Grog

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    Rectum, nearly killed him ;f
     
  9. btoler

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  10. pesticidal

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    Eh?
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    Not me, officer, but them shoo-flys are hard to fool...
     
  11. Zeker

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    Okay, I'm going to go over it one more time: This is s**t and this is shinola!
     
  12. Lunatic Fringe

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  13. mcginnes

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    One is a sick duck, I forgot how the rest of it goes, but your mother is a whore
     
  17. KA3N

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  18. Zeker

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    Suddenly, I remembered I was an old dog and this was a new trick!
     
  19. ChuteTheMall

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    I don't know, but it's on your left shoulder!
     
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    He gave me a 10 inch pianist.
     
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