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Best piece of ash

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by Jay9928, May 15, 2009.

  1. Jay9928

    Jay9928 Buddy Revell

    Jan 19, 2009
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    Phoenix, Az.
    Two tall trees, a birch and a beech, are growing in the woods. A
    small tree begins to grow between them, and the beech says to the
    birch, 'Is that a son of a beech or a son of a birch?'

    The birch says he cannot tell, but just then a woodpecker lands on
    the sapling.

    The birch says, 'Woodpecker, you are a tree expert. Can you tell if
    that is a son of a beech or a son of a birch?'

    The woodpecker takes a taste of the small tree and replies, 'It is
    neither a son of a beech nor a son of a birch. It is, however, the
    best piece of ash I have ever poked my pecker into.'<!-- google_ad_section_end -->