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Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by Dawes, Aug 17, 2004.

  1. Dawes


    Aug 15, 2004
    When I was in the Air Force, I worked with a big ol' fellow from Oklahoma. He had kind of a unique sense of humor. One day we were working on something, and he says to me "Well, we like you Paul, but you sh*t too close to the house". That's stuck with me ever since ;)

  2. CRider

    CRider Crider who?

    Mar 29, 2001
    in PA, with BlueJeans
    True story.

    Was working with a guy that plays for the other team. He was known for making comments designed to get you to make a comment about his being gay. We were working on a database project and he made some comment to me that I no longer remember, I turned to him and simply said "Tom, bite me." I knew instantly I was going to get something back. "Well Chris, I appreciate the offer but I like my men bigger and more muscular." I replied back in less than 1/2 a second "well Tom, since we're sharing...I like mine with t*ts" ;f He turned around, got back to work and didn't say another word;a