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best marksmen

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by okie, Aug 1, 2007.

  1. okie

    okie GT Mayor

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    One of the best marksmen in the FBI was passing through a small
    town. Everywhere he saw evidence of the most amazing marksmanship.
    On trees, on walls, and on fences there were numerous bull's-eyes
    with the bullet hole in dead center. The FBI man asked one of the
    townsmen if he could meet the person responsible for this
    incredible accuracy.

    They were introduced and the FBI man quickly realized that man was
    the village idiot.

    "This is the best marksmanship I have ever seen," said the FBI man.
    "How in the world do you do it?"

    "Nothing to it," said the idiot. "I shoot first and draw the circles
    afterward."