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"Before & After Marriage"

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by Glockdude1, Apr 2, 2008.

  1. Glockdude1

    Glockdude1 Federal Member CLM

    May 24, 2000
    Before Marriage

    John- Ah, at last I can hardly wait!!!
    Jane- Do you want me to leave?
    John- NO! Don't even think about it!
    Jane- Do you love me?
    John- Of course! Always have and always will!
    Jane- Have you ever cheated on me?
    John- NO! Why are you even asking?
    Jane- Will you kiss me?
    John- Every chance I get!
    Jane- Will you hit me?
    John- Hell no! Are you crazy?
    Jane- Can I trust you?
    John- Yes
    Jane- Darling!

    After Marriage
    Read from the bottom, back to the top.

  2. cdemarse

    cdemarse NRA Life Member

    Apr 1, 2008
    HA thats pretty good