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Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by okie, Aug 4, 2004.

  1. okie

    okie GT Mayor

    Oct 28, 2001
    Muskogee Ok.
    Two men were walking through the woods when a large bear
    walked out into the clearing no more than 50 feet in front of them.
    The first man dropped his backpack and dug out a pair of running
    shoes, then began to furiously attempt to lace them up as the bear
    slowly approached them. The second man looked at the first,
    confused, and said, "What are you doing? Running shoes aren't
    going to help, you can't outrun that bear." "I don't need to," said
    the first man, "I just need to outrun you."