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Bear wants a beer

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by potshot, Feb 17, 2003.

  1. potshot

    potshot

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    Mar 31, 2002
    sAs

    A bear walks into a bar in Billings, Montana and sits down. He
    bangs on the bar with his paw and demands a beer.

    The bartender approaches and says, "We don't serve beer to bears
    in bars in Billings."

    The bear, becoming angry, demands again that he be served a beer.

    The bartender tells him again, more forcefully, "We don't serve beer
    to belligerent bears in bars in Billings."

    The bear, very angry now, says, "If you don't serve me a beer, I'm
    going to eat that lady sitting at the end of the bar."

    The bartender says, "Sorry, we don't serve beer to belligerent, bully
    bears in bars in Billings."

    The bear goes to the end of the bar, and, as promised, eats the woman.

    He comes back to his seat and again demands a beer.

    The bartender states, "Sorry, we don't serve beer
    to belligerent, bully bears in bars in Billings who are on drugs."

    The bear says, "I'm NOT on drugs."

    The bartender says, "You are now. That was a bar*****youate
    :cool:
     
  2. potshot

    potshot

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    Mar 31, 2002
    That rhymes with "Itch";Q ;Q
    cotton pickin sensor:(