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"Bear Removal"

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by Glockdude1, Aug 4, 2008.


  1. Glockdude1

    Glockdude1
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    "Bear Removal"

    A man wakes up one morning to find a bear on his roof. So he looks in
    the
    yellow pages and sure enough, there’s an ad for ‘Bear Removers.’
    He calls
    the number, and the bear remover says he’ll be over in 30 minutes
    The bear remover arrives, and gets out of his van. He’s got a ladder,
    a
    baseball bat, a shotgun and a mean old pit bull.

    ‘What are you going to do?’ the homeowner asks.
    ‘I’m going to put this ladder up against the roof, then, I’m
    going to go up
    there and knock the bear off the roof with this baseball bat. When the
    bear
    falls off, the pit bull is trained to grab his testicles and not let
    go. The
    bear will then be subdued enough for me to put him in the cage in the
    back
    of the van.’

    He hands the shotgun to the homeowner.
    ‘What’s the shotgun for?, asks the homeowner.

    ‘If the bear knocks me off the roof, shoot the dog!!!

    :rofl:
     
  2. DriBak

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    Oh my, not the dog