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Discussion in 'Cop Talk' started by steveksux, Apr 12, 2013.


  1. steveksux

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    Former Soviet Republic forbid photography, Comrade.
     

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    In Communist Russia, beavers chase men.
     
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    That beaver might have been a rouge KGB attack beaver from the cold war!
     
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    Phil Robertson (re: Duck Dynasty) comments that while "yuppies" always think beaver are cute and cuddly, they are really nothing but giant rats and should all be killed as soon as possible.
     
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    In that case, I'm gonna stab one as soon as I get home today! :rofl:
     
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    Now I know where the saying "save a tree, eat a beaver" came from.:whistling:
     
  8. DAIadvisor

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    Did he just stay there and wait for beaver to bite him? They're not exactly fast..

    Probably was the Chernobyl mutated beaver..
     
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    Be careful. They're hard to kill. You'll have to get in close and stab it repeatedly.


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    From multiple attack positions..... You gotta out flank the beaver.....
     
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    Lure it in close with promises of chocolate and expensive shoes...
     
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    Us army survival manual clearly says to swing them by the tail an beat them against a rock or something.
     
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    Odd. Never imagined they had teeth. And yet in hindsight, how could we not have known????

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    I know a couple of unlucky guys that had their careers ended by an evil beaver.
     
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    [ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bpj1zgyfScM"]Molson Canadian - I Am Canadian - Beaver Attack! -Commercial - YouTube[/ame]
     
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    I guess one bite in big venes or arteries could end a life pretty quick.
    Still its the man invading the animals territory - no reason to kill that animal.

    /posted from my mobile phone probably while sitting on the toilet/
     
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    Speaking of the aquatic mammal, Wait until your property is threatened by a beaver dam or your creek is contaminated with Giardia

    See how cute they are then. It happened to a good friend of mine.
     
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    He should have dressed for the occasion.

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    double post.
     
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