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Discussion in 'Cop Talk' started by steveksux, Apr 12, 2013.

  1. steveksux

    steveksux Massive Member

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  2. blueiron

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    Former Soviet Republic forbid photography, Comrade.
     

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    In Communist Russia, beavers chase men.
     
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    That beaver might have been a rouge KGB attack beaver from the cold war!
     
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    Phil Robertson (re: Duck Dynasty) comments that while "yuppies" always think beaver are cute and cuddly, they are really nothing but giant rats and should all be killed as soon as possible.
     
  6. J.ThaddeusToad

    J.ThaddeusToad Checkmate

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    In that case, I'm gonna stab one as soon as I get home today! :rofl:
     
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    Now I know where the saying "save a tree, eat a beaver" came from.:whistling:
     
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    Did he just stay there and wait for beaver to bite him? They're not exactly fast..

    Probably was the Chernobyl mutated beaver..
     
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    txleapd Hook 'Em Up

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    Be careful. They're hard to kill. You'll have to get in close and stab it repeatedly.


    Posted using Outdoor Hub Campfire
     
  10. indigent

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    From multiple attack positions..... You gotta out flank the beaver.....
     
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    lloydchristmas 132 and Bush

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    Lure it in close with promises of chocolate and expensive shoes...
     
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    Us army survival manual clearly says to swing them by the tail an beat them against a rock or something.
     
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    TBO Why so serious? CLM

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    Odd. Never imagined they had teeth. And yet in hindsight, how could we not have known????

    Randy
     
  15. countrygun

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    I know a couple of unlucky guys that had their careers ended by an evil beaver.
     
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    [ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bpj1zgyfScM"]Molson Canadian - I Am Canadian - Beaver Attack! -Commercial - YouTube[/ame]
     
  17. OfficerChris

    OfficerChris L.A. fanboy

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    I guess one bite in big venes or arteries could end a life pretty quick.
    Still its the man invading the animals territory - no reason to kill that animal.

    /posted from my mobile phone probably while sitting on the toilet/
     
  18. countrygun

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    Speaking of the aquatic mammal, Wait until your property is threatened by a beaver dam or your creek is contaminated with Giardia

    See how cute they are then. It happened to a good friend of mine.
     
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    He should have dressed for the occasion.

    [ame]http://youtu.be/E73Jyf2Dzb0[/ame]
     
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    double post.
     
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