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Be careful how you say things

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by fhp490, Dec 13, 2006.

  1. fhp490

    fhp490

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    Oct 13, 2005
    A man staggers into an emergency room with a concussion, multiple bruises, two black eyes and a five iron wrapped tightly around his throat.

    Naturally, the doctor asks him what happened.

    "Well," the man says, "it's like this. I was playing a quiet round of golf with my wife, when at a difficult hole, we both sliced our balls into a pasture
    of cows. We went to look for them and, while I was rooting around, I noticed one of the cows had something white on its rear end. I walked over and lifted up the tail, and sure enough, there was a golf ball with my wife's monogram on it - stuck right in the middle of the cow's butt. That's when I made my big mistake."

    "What did you do?" the doctor asks. "Well", the man replies, "I lifted the cow's tail and yelled to my wife, 'hey, this looks like yours!' I don't rember
    much after that.",