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BBQ grill

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by okie, Sep 17, 2002.

  1. okie

    okie GT Mayor

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    Glenn and his wife were working in their garden one day when Glenn looks over at his wife and says, "Your butt is getting really big. I bet your butt is bigger than the barbecue."

    With that he proceeded to get a measuring tape, measured the grill, and then went over to where his wife was working and measured his wife's bottom.

    "Yes, I was right, your butt is two inches wider than the barbecue!!!"

    The wife chose to ignore the husband.

    Later that night in bed Glenn was feeling a little frisky. He makes
    some advances towards his wife who completely brushes him off.

    "What's wrong?" he asks.

    She answers, "Do you really think I'm going to fire up this big-azz grill for one little weenie?"