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Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by okie, Sep 8, 2004.


  1. okie

    okie
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    GT Mayor

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    Satanic Barney Proof


    Given: Barney is a CUTE PURPLE DINOSAUR
    Prove: Barney is satanic

    The Romans had no letter 'U', and used 'V' instead for
    printing, meaning the Roman representation would for
    Barney would be: CVTE PVRPLE DINOSAVR

    CVTE PVRPLE DINOSAVR

    Extracting the Roman numerals, we have:
    CV V L DI V

    And their decimal equivalents are:
    100 5 5 50 500 1 5

    Adding those numbers produces: 666.

    666 is the number of the Beast.

    Proved: BARNEY IS SATAN!

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  2. skorpio

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    Arsenal? Me?

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    Dude, you got issues...;Q
     

  3. man0ica

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    Time to step away from the Bong.......