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# Barney

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by okie, Sep 8, 2004.

1. ### okieGT Mayor

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Satanic Barney Proof

Given: Barney is a CUTE PURPLE DINOSAUR
Prove: Barney is satanic

The Romans had no letter 'U', and used 'V' instead for
printing, meaning the Roman representation would for
Barney would be: CVTE PVRPLE DINOSAVR

CVTE PVRPLE DINOSAVR

Extracting the Roman numerals, we have:
CV V L DI V

And their decimal equivalents are:
100 5 5 50 500 1 5

Adding those numbers produces: 666.

666 is the number of the Beast.

Proved: BARNEY IS SATAN!

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2. ### skorpioArsenal? Me?

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Dude, you got issues...;Q

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