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Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by okie, Jan 31, 2009.


  1. okie

    okie
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    According to inside contacts, the Japanese banking crisis shows no signs of
    stopping. If anything, it's getting worse.

    Following last week's news that Origami Bank had folded, we are hearing
    that Sumo Bank has gone belly up and Bonsai Bank plans to cut back some of its
    branches. Karaoke Bank is up for sale and is (you guessed it!) going for a
    song.

    Meanwhile, shares in Kamikaze Bank have nose-dived and 500
    back-office staff at Karate Bank got the chop. Analysts report that there is
    something fishy going on at Sushi Bank and staff there fear they may get a raw
    deal.