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bank robbery

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by rfb45colt, Mar 12, 2008.


  1. rfb45colt

    rfb45colt
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    safe-cracker

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    A man walks into a bank, waits his turn in line, and when he walks up to the teller, he pulls out a pistol and announces a hold-up. He lines all the customers up against a wall. He gets his bag of loot from the tellers, then goes up to the first customer in the line-up against the wall.

    It's a woman in her 20s, and he asks her "Did you see me rob this bank?"

    "Yes, I did" she replies.

    The robber puts his gun to her head, and pulls the trigger, dropping her stone dead.

    He then goes to the next in line, a hen-pecked old guy in his 70s. "Did you see me rob this bank?"

    "NO SIR, I DID NOT", says the old guy... then pointing to the 3rd person in line he says "but my wife sure did".