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Bad Day

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by Glockrunner, May 30, 2002.


  1. Glockrunner

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    There's this little guy sitting inside a bar, just looking at his drink. He stays like that for half-an-hour.

    Then, this big trouble-making truck driver steps next to him, takes the drink from the guy, and just drinks it all down.

    The poor man starts crying.

    The truck driver says: "Come on man, I was just joking. Here, I'll buy you another drink. I just can't see a man crying."

    "No, it's not that. Today day is the worst of my life. First, I overslept and late to an important meeting. My boss, outrageous, fired me. When I left the building to my car, I found out it was stolen. The police, they said they could do nothing. I got a cab to return home, and after I paid the cab driver and the cab had gone, I found that I left my whole wallet in the cab. I got home only to find my wife was in bed with the gardener. I left home and came to this bar. And when I was thinking about putting an end to my life, you show up and drink my poison ..."
     
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