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Baby airplanes

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by 218, Oct 21, 2005.

  1. 218

    218 Glock 'n Roll

    A mother and her young inquisitive son were flying
    Southwest Airlines from Kansas City to Chicago. The son, who had been looking out the window) turned to his mother and asked, "If dogs have baby dogs and cats have baby cats, why don't planes have baby planes?"

    The mother (who couldn't think of an answer) told her son to ask the flight attendant. So the boy dutifully asked the flight attendant,

    "If dogs have baby dogs and cats have baby cats, why
    don't planes have baby planes?"

    The flight attendant responded, "Did your mother tell you to ask
    me that?" The little boy admitted that she did.
    "Well, then, tell your Mother that there are no baby planes because
    Southwest always pulls out on time.

    Now, let your mother explain that to you."

    ;z ;z ;z
     
  2. Ever flown Southwest? That sounds like something they might actually say! They allow their flight attendants to actually have a personality!