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Axe

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by okie, Jul 3, 2005.

  1. okie

    okie GT Mayor

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    Joe, the neighborhood chronic borrower approached his
    neighbor, "Ray, may I borrow your axe?"

    "Not today," Ray replied, "I have to make soup."

    "What kind of excuse it that?!" demanded Joe.

    "Well," confessed Ray, "I admit its a lousy excuse. But, if I
    don't want to loan you my axe, one excuse is as good as
    another."