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Awkward Moments

Discussion in 'The Okie Corral' started by M&P15T, Dec 4, 2012.

  1. M&P15T

    M&P15T Beard One

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    One grown man asking another grown man if he has any balls. Then clarifying the answer by asking if his balls are good, or are they soft and bald.

    You see, I only like to play with fresh, firm, extra-duty felt balls.

    Asking and answering these types of questions really makes conversation difficult for us players.

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    What awkward moments have you had recently?
     
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  2. M&P15T

    M&P15T Beard One

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    The fact that someone added the tag "homo"? Priceless GT humor!!!:rofl::rofl:
     

  3. 686Owner

    686Owner NRA Life Member

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    Walking in front of someone you don't really know on the stairs and having them say "I'm sorry, I kneed you in the butt."
     
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  4. Berto

    Berto woo woo

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    :supergrin:



    Golf is like tennis in that way.
     
  5. Booker

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    My Brother at my neice's Dance class.

    "I'd rather have a 12 year old than an 18 year old."

    Deafening silence and the other mothers with their jaws on the floor.

    Me, "He's talking about scotch, not your kids!"
     
  6. raven11

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    :rofl::rofl: you owe me a new keyboard
     
  7. Batesmotel

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    A German girl who had only been here a few months and was struggling with English slang asked me to photograph her new pet cat. She didn't use the most appropriate name for her kitty.

    She told me the thought it was very cute and wanted to send a nice photo of her "kitty" back to her boyfriend.
     
  8. Dennis in MA

    Dennis in MA Get off my lawn

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    texasglong NRA Life Member

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    Did you take the pictures in the "Cat House".
     
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    JAS104 NRA Life Member

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    My fiance's cousin in Italy commented on my fiance's kid brother's (just turned 17) facebook pic and i guess was using an online translator and said "oh my soon he will be a womanizer and kidnap women."

    I died a little inside
     
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    She was one of my renters. I took the photos on the flower box outside her house. She was a young gal and after that she felt comfortable about asking me embarrassing questions. It's tough assimilating to a new culture.
     
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    WarEagle 1 Taco Tuesday

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    This would result in a mechanical torsion quick fast and in a hurry.
     
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    You owe me a new keyboard too, I just spit out my dinner all over it I was laughing so hard. :rofl:
     
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    Jade Falcon WTF EREN?!

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    "I was once talking with a man, when I noticed a large beatle on his neck. I went to brush it away, only to realise it was a mole." -Jimmy Fallon ("Awkward Moments")