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automobile accident

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by okie, Jun 19, 2008.

  1. okie

    okie GT Mayor

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    A witness to an automobile accident was testifying. The lawyer asked him, "Did
    you actually see the accident?"
    The witness: "Yes, sir."

    The lawyer: "How far away were you when the accident happened?"
    The witness: "Thirty-one feet, six and one quarter inches."

    The lawyer (thinking he'd trap the witness): "Well, sir, will you tell the
    jury how you knew it was exactly that distance?"
    The witness: "Because when the accident happened I took out a tape and
    measured it. I knew some annoying lawyer would ask me that question."