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Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by okie, Mar 10, 2009.

  1. okie

    okie GT Mayor

    Oct 28, 2001
    Muskogee Ok.
    A man, called to an audit by the IRS, asked his accountant for advice on what
    to wear. 'Wear your shabbiest clothing. Let him think you are a pauper.'

    Then he asked his lawyer the same question, but got the opposite advice. 'Do
    not let them intimidate you. Wear your most elegant suit and tie.'

    Confused, the man went to his rabbi, told him of the conflicting advice, and
    requested some resolution of the dilemma. 'Let me tell you a story,' replied the
    rabbi. 'A woman, about to be married, asked her mother what to wear on her
    wedding night. 'Wear a heavy, long, flannel nightgown that goes right up to your
    neck.' But when she asked her best friend, she got conflicting advice. 'Wear
    your most sexy negligee, with a V neck right down to your navel.'

    The man protested: 'What does all this have to do with my problem with the
    IRS?' 'No matter what you wear, you are going to get screwed.'