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At the doctors funeral

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by lethal tupperwa, Jan 19, 2003.


  1. lethal tupperwa

    lethal tupperwa
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    A well-known cardiologist died and was given an elaborate funeral. A huge
    heart covered in flowers stood behind the casket during the service.
    Following the eulogy, the heart opened, and the casket rolled inside. The
    heart then closed, sealing the doctor in the beautiful heart forever.



    At that point one of the mourners burst into laughter. When confronted, he
    said, "I'm sorry, I was just thinking of my own funeral -- I'm a
    gynecologist".



    At that point, the proctologist fainted.