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Arkansas surgeons

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by fhp490, Jan 30, 2006.

  1. fhp490

    fhp490

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    Three Arkansas surgeons were playing golf together and
    discussing surgeries they had performed.

    One of them said, "I'm the best surgeon in Arkansas. A concert
    pianist lost 7 fingers in an accident, I reattached them, and 8 months later he performed a private concert for the Queen of England."

    One of the others said. "That's nothing. A young man lost an arm
    and both legs in an accident, I reattached them, and 2 years later he won a gold medal in field events in the Olympics."

    The third surgeon said, "You guys are amateurs. Several years ago a lady was high on cocaine and marijuana and she rode a horse head-on into a train traveling 80 miles an hour. All I had left to work with was the horses blond mane and a big a--. Now she's the Senator from New York.
     
  2. Road Dog

    Road Dog Senior Member Millennium Member

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