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Arkansas surgeons

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by fhp490, Jan 30, 2006.

  1. fhp490


    Oct 13, 2005
    Three Arkansas surgeons were playing golf together and
    discussing surgeries they had performed.

    One of them said, "I'm the best surgeon in Arkansas. A concert
    pianist lost 7 fingers in an accident, I reattached them, and 8 months later he performed a private concert for the Queen of England."

    One of the others said. "That's nothing. A young man lost an arm
    and both legs in an accident, I reattached them, and 2 years later he won a gold medal in field events in the Olympics."

    The third surgeon said, "You guys are amateurs. Several years ago a lady was high on cocaine and marijuana and she rode a horse head-on into a train traveling 80 miles an hour. All I had left to work with was the horses blond mane and a big a--. Now she's the Senator from New York.
  2. Road Dog

    Road Dog Senior Member Millennium Member

    Jul 29, 1999
    Ringgold, GA