close

Privacy guaranteed - Your email is not shared with anyone.

Welcome to Glock Talk

Why should YOU join our Glock forum?

  • Converse with other Glock Enthusiasts
  • Learn about the latest hunting products
  • Becoming a member is FREE and EASY

If you consider yourself a beginner or an avid shooter, the Glock Talk community is your place to discuss self defense, concealed carry, reloading, target shooting, and all things Glock.

Are you Bubba's friend?

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by MrKandiyohi, May 10, 2002.

  1. MrKandiyohi

    MrKandiyohi Millennium Member

    2,286
    14
    Feb 9, 1999
    Minnesota
    Bubba died in a fire and his body was burned pretty badly. The morgue needed someone to identify the body, so they sent for his two best friends, Daryl and Gomer. The three men had always done everything together.

    Daryl arrived first, and when the mortician pulled back the sheet, Daryl said, "Yup, his face is burnt up pretty bad. You better roll him over."

    The mortician rolled him over, and Daryl said, "Nope, ain't Bubba."

    The mortician thought that was rather strange. Then he brought Gomer in to identify the body. Gomer took a look at the body and said, "Yup, he's pretty well burnt up. Roll him over."

    The mortician rolled him over and Gomer said, "No, it ain't Bubba."

    The mortician asked, "How can you tell?"

    Gomer said, "Well, Bubba had two *******s."

    "What? He had two *******s?!" said the mortician.

    "Yup, everyone knew he had two *******s. Every time we went to town, folks would say, 'Here comes Bubba with them two *******s.'"