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Are you a Democrat, a Republican, or a Redneck?

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by AC45ACP, May 3, 2009.


  1. AC45ACP

    AC45ACP
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    Here is a little test that will help you decide.
    The answer can be found by posing the following question:

    You're walking down a
    deserted street with your wife
    and two small children.
    Suddenly, an Islamic
    Terrorist with a huge knife
    comes around the corner,
    locks eyes with you,
    screams obscenities, praises
    Allah, raises the knife, and charges at you.
    You are carrying a
    Kimber 1911 cal. 45 ACP, and you are an expert shot.
    You have mere seconds before he reaches you and your family.
    What
    do
    you do?
    ..........................................................
    THINK CAREFULLY AND










    Democrat's
    Answer :

    Well, that's not enough information to answer the question!
    Does the man look poor or oppressed?
    Have I ever done anything to him
    that would inspire
    him to attack?
    Could we run away?
    What does my wife think?
    What about the kids?
    Could I possibly swing the gun like a club
    and knock the knife out of his hand?
    What does the law say about
    this situation?
    Does the pistol have appropriate safety built into it?
    Why am I carrying a loaded gun anyway, and what kind
    of message does this send to society and to my children?
    Is it possible he'd be
    happy with just killing me?
    Does he definitely want to kill me, or would
    he be content just to wound me?
    If I were to grab his knees and hold
    on, could my family get away while he was stabbing me?
    Should I call
    9-1-1?
    Why is this street so deserted?
    We need to raise taxes, have paint and weed day
    and make this happier, healthier street that
    would discourage such behavior.
    This is all so confusing!
    I need to debate this with some friends
    for a few days and try to come to a consensus.
    .......................................................................



    Republican's
    Answer:

    BANG!






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    Redneck's Answer:

    BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!
    BANG !

    Click..... (Sounds of reloading)
    BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!
    BANG! BANG!
    BANG!
    Click
    Daughter: 'Nice grouping, Daddy!
    Were those the Winchester
    Silver Tips or Hollow Points?! '
    Son: 'Can I shoot the next one?!'
    Wife: 'You ain't taking that to the Taxidermist!
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    AC:wavey:
     
  2. metro273

    metro273
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    Glock 19 Rocks!

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    Funny stuff!

    I'm a democrat and I'd put a couple of rounds through his ass!

    Some of you need to realize that just because we are dems, we are NOT ALL anti-gun...:supergrin:

    Get a grip my Republican friends!
     

  3. Atomic Punk

    Atomic Punk
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    still funny