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archaeologist

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by okie, Jul 1, 2008.

  1. okie

    okie GT Mayor

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    An archaeologist was digging in the Negev Desert in Israel and came upon a casket containing a mummy. After examining it, he called the curator of a prestigious natural history museum.

    "I've just discovered a 3,000 year old mummy of a man who died of heart failure!" the excited scientist exclaimed.

    To which the curator replied, "Bring him in. We'll check it out."

    A week later, the amazed curator called the archaeologist. "You were right about the mummy's age and cause of death. How in the world did you know?"

    "Simple...there was a piece of paper in his hand that said - put me down for 10,000 Shekels on Goliath'."
     
  2. HandyMan Hugh

    HandyMan Hugh NRA Life Member

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