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Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by jp_72, Mar 20, 2008.

  1. jp_72

    jp_72 Thor's Hammer

    Apr 3, 2005
    South Dakota
    Ole and Lena went on a date. Ole, being smitten, proposed to her almost immediately. Lena remarked that she hardly knew him but Ole, being persistent wore her down and they were married the very next day.
    On their honeymoon they went out to the pool to catch some sun and relax.
    Ole jumped up, ran to the high diving board and put on a show for the next 30 minutes.
    "Ole, I didn't know you were such a great diver!"
    "Well, Lena, I once dove for the Norwegian Olympic team and won a Silver medal!"
    Lena then dove into the pool and swam laps at a breakneck pace for 30 minutes.
    "Lena, I am amazed at your ability to swim so well. Were you an Olympic athlete, too?"
    "No, Ole. I was a hooker in Pierre, SD and I worked both sides of the Missouri River!"
  2. DriBak

    DriBak GUNS UP Millennium Member

    Jul 4, 1999
    West Texas