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Apple tree

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by okie, Sep 14, 2004.


  1. okie

    okie
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    GT Mayor

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    The most creative rationale for throwing an apple core out the window

    is "It will plant seeds for other threes to grow." And, of course, our

    highways are lined with apple trees--right next to all the cigarette bushes!
     
  2. Dennis in MA

    Dennis in MA
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    Get off my lawn

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    All the birds and the bees, and the cigarette trees. The lemonade springs where the bluebirds sing, in the . . .

    The farmer's trees are full of fruit, and barns are full of hay. Oh I'm bound to go where there ain't no snow, the rain don't fall, the wind don't blow, in the . . .