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Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by okie, Aug 13, 2004.


  1. okie

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    A lawyer passed on and found himself in Heaven,
    but not at all happy with his accommodations.
    He complained to St. Peter, who told him that his
    only recourse was to appeal his assignment. The
    lawyer immediately advised that he intended to
    appeal, but was then told that he would be waiting
    at least three years before his appeal could be
    heard. The lawyer protested that a three-year wait
    was unconscionable, but his words fell on deaf ears.
    The lawyer was then approached by the devil, who
    told him that he would be able to arrange an appeal
    to be heard in a few days, if the lawyer was willing
    to change venue to Hell. The lawyer asked: "Why can
    appeals be heard so much sooner in Hell?"
    The devil answered: "We have all of the judges."