Privacy guaranteed - Your email is not shared with anyone.

Welcome to Glock Forum at

Why should YOU join our forums?

  • Connect with other Glock Enthusiasts
  • Read up on the latest product reviews
  • Make new friends to go shooting with!
  • Becoming a member is FREE and EASY

Glock Talk is the #1 site to discuss the world’s most popular pistol, chat about firearms, accessories and more.


Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by Glockrunner, May 14, 2002.

  1. Glockrunner

    Glockrunner HOOYA DEEPSEA

    Sep 10, 2001
    The wife approaches her husband wearing the exact same, sexy little negligee she wore on their wedding night.

    She looks at her husband and says, "Honey, do you remember this?"

    He looks up at her and replies, "Yes dear, I do. You wore that same negligee the night we were married."

    "That's right." she replied. "And do you remember what you said to me that night?"

    He nods and says, "Yes dear, I still remember."

    "Well, what was it?"

    "Well honey, as I remember, I said, "Ohhhhhhh, Baby, I'm going to suck the life out of those big t*ts and scr*w your brains out!"

    She giggles, "Yes, that was it. That was exactly what you said.

    Now it's 50 years later and I'm in the same negligee I wore that night. What do you have to say tonight?"

    He looks her up and down and says, "Mission accomplished."
  2. Steve Koski

    Steve Koski Got Insurance? Millennium Member

    Jan 31, 1999

  3. AC37

    AC37 SystemicAnomaly

    Dec 12, 2000
    Provo, UT