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Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by okie, Feb 23, 2007.


  1. okie

    okie
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    A husband found himself in big trouble when he forgot his wedding anniversary.

    His wife angrily told him, "Tomorrow there better be something for me in the driveway that goes from zero to 160 in five seconds or less."

    The next morning, the wife found a small package in the driveway. She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale.



    Visiting hours for the husband at the hospital are limited due to the extent of the injuries...