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An older couple is lying in bed one morning

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by lethal tupperwa, Nov 19, 2003.


  1. lethal tupperwa

    lethal tupperwa
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    An older couple is lying in bed one morning, having just
    awakened from a good night's sleep. He takes her hand and
    she responds, "Don't touch me."

    "Why not?" he asks.

    She answers back, "Because I'm dead."

    The husband says, "What are you talking about? We're both
    lying here in bed together and talking to one another."

    She says, "No, I'm definitely dead."

    He insists, "You're not dead. What in the world makes you
    think you're dead?"

    "Because I woke up this morning and nothing hurts."