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An italian boy's confession

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  1. Blitzer

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    <tt></tt>[FONT=&quot]<tt>Bless me Father, for I have sinned. I have been with a loose girl'.

    </tt> <tt>The priest asks, 'Is that you, little Joey Pagano ?'</tt>

    <tt>Yes, Father, it is.'</tt>

    <tt>And who was the girl you were with?'</tt>
    <tt>I can't tell you, Father, I don't want to ruin her reputation'.

    </tt> <tt>Well, Joey, I'm sure to find out her name sooner or later so you may as </tt><tt>well tell me now. Was it Tina Minetti?'

    </tt> <tt>I cannot say.'

    </tt> <tt>Was it Teresa Mazzarelli?'

    </tt> <tt>I'll never tell.'

    </tt> <tt>Was it Nina Capelli?'

    </tt> <tt>I'm sorry, but I cannot name her.'

    </tt> <tt>Was it Cathy Piriano?'

    </tt> <tt>My lips are sealed.'

    </tt> <tt>Was it Rosa DiAngelo, then?'

    </tt> <tt>Please, Father, I cannot tell you.'</tt>

    <tt>The priest sighs in frustration. 'You're very tight lipped, and I admire </tt><tt>that.

    </tt> <tt>But you've sinned and have to atone. You cannot be an altar boy now </tt><tt>for 4 months. Now you go and behave yourself.'</tt>

    <tt>Joey walks back to his pew, and his friend Franco slides over and </tt><tt>whispers, 'What'd you get?'</tt>

    <tt>Four months vacation and five good leads. :rofl: :supergrin: :cool:
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