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An Irishman

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by Mrs Glockrunner, Jul 10, 2013.

  1. Mrs Glockrunner

    Mrs Glockrunner

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    An Irishman goes into the confessional box after years
    of being away from the Church. He is amazed to find a
    fully equipped bar with Guinness on tap.

    On the other wall is a dazzling array of the finest cigars
    and chocolates in the world.

    When the priest comes in, the Irishman excitedly begins,
    ”Father, forgive me, for it’s been a very long time since
    I’ve been to confession, but I must first admit that the
    confessional box is much more inviting than it used to be.”

    The priest replies, “Get out. You’re on my side.”