An Irishman

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by Mrs Glockrunner, Jul 10, 2013.


  1. An Irishman goes into the confessional box after years
    of being away from the Church. He is amazed to find a
    fully equipped bar with Guinness on tap.

    On the other wall is a dazzling array of the finest cigars
    and chocolates in the world.

    When the priest comes in, the Irishman excitedly begins,
    ”Father, forgive me, for it’s been a very long time since
    I’ve been to confession, but I must first admit that the
    confessional box is much more inviting than it used to be.”

    The priest replies, “Get out. You’re on my side.”
     

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