An Irishman goes into the confessional box after years of being away from the Church. He is amazed to find a fully equipped bar with Guinness on tap. On the other wall is a dazzling array of the finest cigars and chocolates in the world. When the priest comes in, the Irishman excitedly begins, Father, forgive me, for its been a very long time since Ive been to confession, but I must first admit that the confessional box is much more inviting than it used to be. The priest replies, Get out. Youre on my side.