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Almost had to draw, but the BG wiped himself out.

Discussion in 'The Okie Corral' started by youngdocglock, Aug 17, 2012.

  1. youngdocglock

    youngdocglock

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    So i went to walmart to pick up some soap and TP.

    On the way out i noticed a very loud man angrily yelling at his wife about two cars off from mine. As i approached the car i was carefully watching this unfold, said moron noticed this and aimed his verbal assault towards me. I replied to the barrage of insults with "aint lookin for a fight bro, just on my way home". I got "too damn bad ****" in a very slurred voice.

    He rounded the truck next to mine and pulled a flick type knife. I started to back up qickly towards the back of my car right as he started jogging round the front of mine towards me. Right as i pushed my coat back and placed my hand on my pistol.....karma took over. He stepped on a sewer drain on his path to me, catching what i believe to be the front of his sandal in the grate. Next thing i see is him stumble forward violently, and faceplant right into the shopping cart corrale, and wiping himself out flat.

    Local pd showed up about 2 min later right as he was coming to and aware of his situation. As 2 employees and i stood watch over him *another customer amd employees had called 911* .

    Luckily i did not have to draw on him. However charging someone in sandals while crapfaced......got him locked up haha and me and my toilet paper made it home safe. Im not shoppi g at walmarts in scummy towns anymore either.
     
  2. simotek

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    Glad you're alright!

    I only go to Wal Mart during the day, and it's just a quick run for ammo then I'm out ASAP. Scary place. :wow:
     

  3. youngdocglock

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    This is the first ive ever seen of a dv type issue there. Guess my hawkeyes pissed him off. Oh well hes in the klink and his wife is filing charges for terroizing as well so......sucks to be him lol wonder if i can get the security tape.feom the lot.....would make a great pick me up haha
     
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    NeverMore1701 Fear no Evil Platinum Member

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    Don't bring flip-flops to a gunfight!
     
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    fnfalman Chicks Dig It

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    I would have tried to revive him by pissing on his face.
     
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    Folsom_Prison Brew Crew

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  7. youngdocglock

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    I would have! But im pretty sure after i realized what just happened and the adrenaline stopped. All my urine was already depleated from laughing so hard :rofl:
     
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    dude saved his own life.
     
  9. youngdocglock

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    That he did. I woulda been pissed. My G22 is my main EDC. i woulda lost it for a month or two :/
     
  10. Peace Warrior

    Peace Warrior Am Yisrael Chai CLM

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    You gotta learn how to walk before you can fight.

    Glad you're okay.
     
  11. youngdocglock

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    Me too. Also glad he was drunk. Very glad he was drunk.
     
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    I guess he thought New Hampshire's motto was 'live free or get drunk and try and to get killed but fall on your face instead'

    Glad things turned out okay.
     
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    Glad you're ok. I would have walked away from him when I heard him yelling even if I could not make it to my car at that point. But I abhor violence and would go to great lengths to avoid confrontation.
     
  14. kiole

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    Which Walmart was it?
     
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    Domestic disputes are always a dangerous situation. Next thing you know she is coming after you for hurting her "man".
     
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    Glad you're OK! Nobody got killed, nobody got shot. Some may call it good luck, or the good Lord stepped in and helped ya out!
     
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    I'm glad you're safe my friend:phew: It would have been kool to watch him do that face plant:rofl::rofl:
     
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    Did the police ask if you were armed? He is lucky he wiped himself out. What a weird series of events.
     
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    What were you carrying @ the time?