An airplane takes off from the airport. The Captain is Jewish and the First Officer is Chinese. It's the first time they've flown together and it's obvious, by the silence, that they don't get along. After thirty minutes, the Jewish Captain mutters: "I don't like Chinese." The First Officer replies: "Oooooh, no like Chinese? Why dat?" Pilot says"Your people bombed Pearl Harbor. That's why I don't like Chinese." 1st officer says"Nooooo, noooo, Chinese not bomb Peahl Hahbah. That Japanese, not Chinese." Pilot says"Chinese, Japanese, Vietnamese... it doesn't matter, you're all alike." Another thirty minutes of silence. Finally, the First Officer says: "No like Jews." "Why not? Why don't you like Jews?" 1st officer says"Jews sink Titanic." "The Jews didn't sink the Titanic. It was an iceberg." 1st officer says "Iceberg, Goldberg, Rosenberg, Spielberg; no mattah ... all da same."