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All in a name

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by VonFatman, Jul 9, 2002.

  1. VonFatman

    VonFatman

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    Jul 31, 2000
    Kansas City
    A cowboy walks into a bar and two steps in, he realizes
    it's a gay bar. "But what the heck," he says to himself,
    I really want a drink."
    When the gay bartender approaches, he says to the
    cowboy, "What's the name of your *****?"
    The cowboy says, "Look, I'm not into any of that.
    All I want is a drink."
    The gay bartender says, "I'm sorry but I can't serve you
    until you tell me the name of your *****. Mine for
    instance is called Nike, for the slogan "Just Do It.'
    That guy down at the end of the bar calls his is
    Snickers, because 'It Really Satisfies'."
    The cowboy looks dumbfounded so the bartender
    tells him he will give him a second to think it over.
    So the cowboy asks the man sitting to his left,
    who is sipping on a beer, "Hey bud, what's the
    name of yours?"
    The man looks back and says with a smile
    "TIMEX." The thirsty cowboy asks, "Why Timex?"
    The fella proudly replies, "Cause it takes a lickin'
    and keeps on tickin'!"
    A little shaken, the cowboy turns to the fella on his
    right, who is sipping a fruity Margarita and says,
    "So, what do you call yours?" The man turns to him
    and proudly exclaims, "FORD, because Quality is
    Job One." Then he adds, "Have you driven a Ford,
    lately?"
    Even more shaken, the Cowboy has to think for a
    moment before he comes up with a name for his
    manhood. Finally, he turns to the bartender and
    exclaims, "The name of my ***** is SECRET.
    Now give me a beer." The bartender begins to pour
    the cowboy a beer, but with a puzzled look asks,
    "Why Secret?" The cowboy says, "Because it's
    STRONG ENOUGH FOR A MAN, BUT MADE
    FOR A WOMAN!"
    VF