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Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by WorrGlock, Dec 6, 2006.
I want a Glock 29 with night sights and a Red Rider BB gun
You'll put your eye out!
Me I just want World Peace.
I'll be happy as long as the gift requires ammo.......
This is on my wish list
Informally surveying other husbands at a recent happy hour, I have learned most wives DO NOT want to receive the following holiday gifts:
Nestles new beer-center chocolate squares
Victorias Secret thong with inside iPod pocket
Britney Spears keepsake (underwear purchased separately)
His/hers mustache cups
Mike Ditka glass figurines
New Jersey Taco Bell gift certificates
Octopus tentacle necklaces
Tabasco bikini wax
Real mouse skin computer mouse cover
Varicose pattern leg warmers
Random order speaking clocks
Judging from the vehemence of the replies from fellow married guys, this knowledge did not come without pain.
The girl next door.