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All I want for Christmas is ???

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by WorrGlock, Dec 6, 2006.

  1. WorrGlock

    WorrGlock

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    I want a Glock 29 with night sights and a Red Rider BB gun :2gun:
     
  2. You'll put your eye out! :rofl:

    Me I just want World Peace.
     

  3. Glockdude1

    Glockdude1 Federal Member CLM

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    I'll be happy as long as the gift requires ammo.......

    :thumbsup:
     
  4. fhp490

    fhp490

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    This is on my wish list
     
  5. Informally surveying other husbands at a recent happy hour, I have learned most wives DO NOT want to receive the following holiday gifts:


    Nestle’s new beer-center chocolate squares

    Victoria’s Secret thong with inside iPod pocket

    Britney Spears keepsake (underwear purchased separately)

    His/hers mustache cups

    Cigar-scented candles

    Mike Ditka glass figurines

    New Jersey Taco Bell gift certificates

    Octopus tentacle necklaces

    Tabasco bikini wax

    Real mouse skin computer mouse cover

    Varicose pattern leg warmers

    Random order speaking clocks


    Judging from the vehemence of the replies from fellow married guys, this knowledge did not come without pain.
     
  6. WolfiePacker

    WolfiePacker Sarcasmologist

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  7. ChrisJn

    ChrisJn "Old Bill"

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