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Al, Bill & Hillary go to Heaven

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by fhp490, Jan 12, 2006.

  1. fhp490

    fhp490

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    Al, Bill & Hillary go to Heaven

    God addresses Al first. "Al, what do you believe in?"

    Al replies, "Well, I believe I won that election, but that it was your will that I did not serve. And I've come to understand that now."

    God thinks for a second and says, "Okay, very good. Come and sit at my left."

    God then addresses Bill. "Bill, what do you believe in?"

    Bill replies, "I believe in forgiveness. I've sinned, but I've never held a grudge against my fellow man, and I hope no grudges are held against me."

    God thinks for a second and says, "You are forgiven, my son. Come and sit at my right."


    God then addresses Hillary. "Hillary, what do you believe in?"

    "I believe you're in my chair"
     
  2. major

    major Rejected member

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    not EVEN funny
     

  3. potshot

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    It would be if the scene was in the OTHER place.:steamed: :steamed: ;f
     
  4. fhp490

    fhp490

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    Major

    That is what is great about this country everyone can have an opinion.
    I personally feel if you shaved her head you would find 666 on her scalp!
     
  5. GotGlock1917

    GotGlock1917 Lifetime Member

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    I think it's hilarious. The maggot thinks she knows everything and can't be wrong.

    John