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Airplane Trouble In Texas

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by Glockrunner, May 21, 2002.

  1. Glockrunner

    Glockrunner HOOYA DEEPSEA

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    The flight was coming into Dallas when a combination of mechanical errors and unstable weather caused the plane to start plummeting toward the ground! The pilot feverishly worked his controls, and finally, the engines roared back to life in time to prevent the plane from going splat on the ground!

    As the plane landed, airport officials rushed to the disembarking gate and were stunned to see 200 midgets shakily get off the plane. Finally the crew got off the plane and the local manager of the airline came up to congratulate him on his perseverance under extreme odds.

    As the official and the pilot were talking, the official commented how unusual it was that there were so many midgets on the flight.

    "Those weren't midgets," the pilot replied.

    Those were Texans with all the s**t scared out of them!"
     
  2. Chuck@Plano

    Chuck@Plano Millennium Member

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    Good one! And I'm in Texas!