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Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by 961Guy, Apr 9, 2005.


  1. 961Guy

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    I thought this was cute!

    Have you been guilty of looking at others your own age and
    thinking, "surely I can't look that old?" I was sitting in
    the waiting room for my first appointment with a new dentist.
    I noticed his DDS diploma, which bore his full name. Suddenly
    I remembered a tall, handsome, dark-haired boy with the same
    name had been in my high school class some 20-odd years ago. Could he be the same guy that I had a secret crush on, way back then?

    Upon seeing him, however, I quickly discarded any such thought.
    This balding, grey-haired man with the deeply lined face was way
    too old to have been my classmate. Hmmm ... or could he?

    After he examined my teeth, I asked him if he had attended Morgan Park High.
    "Yes, I did," he said.
    "When did you graduate?" I asked.
    He answered: "In 1983. Why do you ask?"
    "You were in my class!" I exclaimed.
    He looked at me closely. Then, that ugly, old, wrinkled
    son-of-a-***** asked:

    "What did you teach?"
     

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  2. 7.62mmFMJ

    7.62mmFMJ
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    Always Forward

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    ;z ;z ;z
     

  3. chiefb

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    Hey, go easy on the Class of '83. I'm not gray (well, a little), I don't have lines (maybe a few) and I can remember everything from my high school graduation (can't remember what I did yesterday).;g


    Damn, has it been 22 years already?????????
     
  4. gr81disp

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    Bushbot v1.0

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    Wanna feel really old?































































    You graduated the year I was BORN!!!
     
  5. Nowhere Man

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    You wanna feel older?




























    My youngest was born in '85.
     
  6. chiefb

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    OK, let's move on folks.

    Nothing more to see here.;)
     
  7. vafish

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    Chief,

    Don't feel bad,

    I was class of '82.
     
  8. Wmarden

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    Wow, you are old.