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After Retiring

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by pupcuss27, Jul 8, 2007.

  1. pupcuss27

    pupcuss27 CLM

    May 13, 2007
    After retiring, I went to the Social Security office to apply for Social

    The woman behind the counter asked me for my driver's license to verify my age.

    I looked in my pockets and realized I had left my wallet at home.

    I told the woman that I was very sorry, but I would have to go home and come back later.

    The woman said, "Unbutton your shirt."

    So I opened my shirt revealing my curly silver hair.

    She said, "That silver hair on your chest is proof enough for me," and she processed my Social Security application.

    When I got home, I excitedly told my wife about my experience at the
    Social Security office.

    She said, "You should have dropped your pants... you might have gotten disability.
  2. XNDR17C

    XNDR17C NRA Member

    That's a great one!:perfect10: :rofl: