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After Retiring

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by pupcuss27, Jul 8, 2007.

  1. pupcuss27

    pupcuss27 CLM

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    May 13, 2007
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    After retiring, I went to the Social Security office to apply for Social
    Security.

    The woman behind the counter asked me for my driver's license to verify my age.

    I looked in my pockets and realized I had left my wallet at home.

    I told the woman that I was very sorry, but I would have to go home and come back later.

    The woman said, "Unbutton your shirt."

    So I opened my shirt revealing my curly silver hair.

    She said, "That silver hair on your chest is proof enough for me," and she processed my Social Security application.

    When I got home, I excitedly told my wife about my experience at the
    Social Security office.

    She said, "You should have dropped your pants... you might have gotten disability.