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Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by okie, Oct 2, 2003.


  1. okie

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    AFFAIR
    >A mortician was working late one night. It was
    >his job to examine the dead bodies before they were sent off to
    >be buried or cremated. As he examined the body of Mr. Schwartz,
    >who was about to be cremated, he made an amazing discovery:
    >Schwartz had the longest private part he had ever seen! "I'm
    >sorry, Mr. Schwartz," said the mortician, "but I can't send you
    >off to be cremated with a tremendously huge private part like
    >this. It has to be saved for posterity." With that the coroner
    >used his tool to remove the deadman's private part. The coroner
    >stuffed his prize into a briefcase and took it home. The first
    >person he showed was his wife."I have something to show you that
    >you won't believe," he said, and opened his briefcase. "Oh my
    >God," she screamed, "Schwartz is dead!"
    >
     
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