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Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by okie, Nov 21, 2006.


  1. okie

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    Your fences need to be horse-high, pig-tight and bull-strong.

    * Keep skunks and bankers and lawyers at a distance.

    * Life is simpler when you plow around the stump.

    * A bumble bee is considerably faster than a John Deere tractor.

    * Words that soak into your ears are whispered...not yelled.

    * Meanness don't just happen overnight.

    * Forgive your enemies. It messes up their heads.

    * Do not corner something that you know is meaner than you.

    * It don't take a very big person to carry a grudge.

    * You cannot unsay a cruel word.

    * Every path has a few puddles.

    * When you wallow with pigs, expect to get dirty.

    * The best sermons are lived, not preached.

    * Most of the stuff people worry about isn't never going to happen anyway.

    * Don't judge folks by their relatives.

    * Remember that silence is sometimes the best answer.

    * Live a good, honorable life Then when you get older and think back, you'll enjoy it a second time.

    * Don't interfere with something that isn't bothering you none.

    * Timing has a lot to do with the outcome of a rain dance.

    * Sometimes you get, and sometimes you get got.

    * The biggest troublemaker you'll probably ever have to deal with, watches you from the mirror every morning.

    * If you get to thinking you're a person of some influence, try ordering somebody else's dog around.
     
  2. mouser

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    CLM

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    :thumbsup:

    And, Happy Thanksgiving, okie*! :eat: * and of course, all other GT'ers!!
     

  3. okie

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    Right back at ya my friend;) :thumbsup: :thumbsup: :thumbsup: :thumbsup: :thumbsup: :thumbsup: :thumbsup:
     
  4. StoneGiant

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    Good advice, Okie!

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  5. DTQ

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    c8h10n4o2 me

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    Hey Okie, I like it!:bowdown: