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Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by okie, Jan 5, 2005.

  1. okie

    okie GT Mayor

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    Muskogee Ok.
    Advice

    Never read the fine print. There ain't no way you're going to like it.



    The only two things we do with greater frequency in middle age are
    urinate and attend funerals.

    The trouble with bucket seats is that not everybody has the same size
    bucket.

    To err is human, to forgive - highly unlikely.

    Do you realize that in about 40 years, we'll have thousands of old
    ladies running around with tattoos?

    Money can't buy happiness -- but somehow it's more comfortable to cry in
    a Porsche than in a Hyundai.

    Drinking makes some husbands see double and feel single.

    Living in a nudist colony takes all the fun out of Halloween.

    After a certain age, if you don't wake up aching in every joint, you are
    probably dead.
     
  2. coastalcop

    coastalcop

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    May 4, 2004
    coastal Texas
    To Err is human, to forgive is not agency policy